11 Favorite Loose Canvas Paintings This Fall

Kneezers Erecting Season 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 21 x 16"

You Know I Dream A Lot 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 19 x 22"

¿Qué? 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 24 x 18"

Holy Man Petting Her Squincher 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 21 x 21"

Farmer Boy and New Pig 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 16 x 20"

To All the Little Things Suffering the Sociopaths 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 21 x 26"

4 hours and 16 Kilometers of Kilarney 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas 22 x 21"

5 Sheares Street, Cork. €376 + 20% Tip 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 21 x 22"

At Dublin Airport I Cried Like a Kerry Cow to “Endless Love” 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 20 x 24"

Waiting For It. Waiting 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 19 x 22"

Painting While Talking 2023. Acrylic on loose canvas, 25 x 19"

I got good news over the weekend from a gallery that wants to exhibit my loose canvases this year or next. I suggest making an investment soon. Prices are going up, up, up! Perhaps, artistically, I have that little extra something fame craves. You just never know. I could run amok and become a novelty artist, like that crafty ear-chopper van Gogh. Why stop at one ear? And, do they have to be my own ears? Of course I’ll be dead before any financial profit comes knocking on Rose’s door. Mark Zuckerberg is building a 100 million dollar compound in Hawaii, complete with underground bunker, servants, and probably sex slaves. How ’bout I get his ears on a plate? Then watch those painting prices soar!

Stay tuned later this week for my Christmas message from an unbeliever. Arriving to your inbox simultaneously with Santa Claus droppings.

Thanks for looking!